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Thomas Bulkowski’s successful investment activities allowed him to retire at age 36. He is an internationally known author and trader with 30+ years of stock market experience and widely regarded as a leading expert on chart patterns. He may be reached at

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Market
Industrials (^DJI):
Transports (^DJT):
Utilities (^DJU):
Nasdaq (^IXIC):
S&P500 (^GSPC):
As of 05/26/2017
21,080 -2.67 0.0%
9,176 12.36 0.1%
720 -0.08 0.0%
6,210 4.93 0.1%
2,416 0.75 0.0%
YTD
6.7%
1.5%
9.2%
15.4%
7.9%
Tom's Targets    Overview: 05/15/2017
21,400 or 20,450 by 06/01/2017
9,500 or 8,700 by 06/01/2017
730 or 700 by 06/15/2017
6,350 or 6,000 by 06/01/2017
2,450 or 2,375 by 06/15/2017

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This is a quick ditty that I really enjoy. It's interesting how the phrasing defines a youngster without giving an age.

Written: May 2003
Estimated reading time: 1 minute

Green Soap

I don't listen to my Mom.
She keeps telling me to wash my hands with soap. Our soap is green and comes in bars larger than my fist, some square, some round, but they are all slimy and hard to hold. This one is supposed to smell like an Irish spring, but it doesn't. It just smells. And this green torpedo is really slippery. Three times it's jumped out of my hands and dived into the garbage disposal. Once, I turned on the switch and filled the kitchen with bubbles! Mom was pissed. Really pissed.
That's why I don't listen to my Mom. I never wash my hands. Instead, I give the soap a bath.
The End

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